Jokes.

It is always important to ask the right question.
The little boy was sitting on the steps when a salesman came down the street. “Is your mother home, son?”
“Yes, sir, she is.” The salesman went up to the door and rang the doorbell several times with no response. Then he banged on the door, and still no one came. Finally, he turned to the boy: “I thought you told me your mother was at home, boy?”
“She is at home, but I live in the next street.”
Courtesy By Emirates Humour club.dUBAI.uae.